Things are good. My toybox is full and the collection is growing, and R just bought me a nubby glass dildo. <3 Perhaps the best gift I’ve ever received.
This gets me to thinking, I’m sure I’ll be this kinky and sexual into my old age. What do people do with their sex toys after they die? Presuming I live longer than my partner, would I will them to someone? Ew. Burn them? A waste. Maybe I’ll be buried with them. Not all of them will last that long, but my n’joy fun wand surely will, and the glass dildo unless I drop it. Perhaps my tantus dildos as well, their silicone is top notch. Perhaps instead of a rosary laced through my fingers, I could have anal beads. I think I’m going to hell.
Moving on.
If you’ve missed my reviews, check them out here.
- Toybox XL
- Japanese Restraint Kit
- Lily
- Under The Bed Restraints
- Next Door Girls
- Tingle Gel
- Ella
- Little Book of Sex
Stay tuned for more Sexy Hump Day Reviews!
