Fill out an application, just like the other five thousand people who think it’d be the easiest, most awesome job ever. I can’t tell you how many times a group of little punks come in, laugh at all the toys, ask me what a butt plug is for, say that’s “gross” and then ask if [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘And Now For Something Completely Different’
October 21, 2009
Carnivalesq’s Kickass Guide to Dating Awesome People**
1. Find a potential partner. Try looking for potential partners in clubs, at the library, in the woods, at Pride Parades, LGBTQ resource centers, the health food aisle, LLBean outlet centers, music stores, at activism events, cafes, or small women-owned sex-toy shops. Additionally, you can find everyone online, where they exist outside the Matrix.
2. Screen [...]
June 6, 2009
Carnivalesq 2.0, still rude, but now ginger!
Since I am technically half naked, let’s call this a late HNT, just cause. However, the point of this post is to flaunt the fact that… I hennaed my hair and didn’t fuck it up too badly! I’m not posting the pics of me in a shower cap on my blog, but may be convinced [...]
March 6, 2009
Let’s not forget the boys…
The other day, I was talking with a close guy friend of mine about a recent sexual encounter he’d had with an old flame of his. It went from fooling around, to some awkward lubeless fingering with some intention for anal. My friend stopped the fun because the guy hadn’t trimmed his nails, and as [...]
